Our books 2

Picture it.  Your loved one is tearing open your present like a hamster on speed.  A look of disappointment spreads across their face when they finally get through the last layer of wrapping paper only to find a book inside.  "Thank you," they mutter.  But what they really want to say is, "A  Book?  Really?  That is your gift to me?  I mean, reading is good and all, but COME ON!"  Then they begrudgingly open the front cover only to find a beautifully crafted flask hidden inside filled to the brim with their favorite liquor. Suddenly feigned interest transforms into genuine joy.  High fives and hugs fly around the room like candy from a pinata.  You did it!  You won the holidays!  Well done, master gift giver.